SIngle | Demi/Sapiosexual

Sami Puddles

☒NO COPY ☒NO MOD ☒NO TRANS
☒NO BS ☒NO DRAMA


BTW I can see your cross hairsFIRST and FOREMOST: If you are not SINGLE in RL ... do not even get on my radar... period. USA Only!Secondly, I do not fuck any JoeShmo that gets in my box.Just because your avi is hot does not mean your personality is you cannot cover up fucktard!If you are intimidated by me; that means you need to change something inside yourself.I would rather adjust my life to your absence than adjust my boundaries to your disrespect.I am not perfect.
I am a limited edition.
I am not Eye Candy
I AM SOUL FOOD!
I do not remove people in my life to teach them a lesson; I removed them because I learned mine.I clean my friend list, If I delete you then it is probably because we never talk.I am always watching/observing; especially when quiet. I notice and see everything.I survive on Coffee, smart-assery & nerdiness.I have no time for shitty sex, liars, user, fuck bois, fake ass losers, or manipulative abusers (you know who you are!)Connection supersedes everything else.This chapter of life is called MY TURN.........and I am unapologetic af about it.I am a nerd, and I love nerds! - I love D&D and Baldur's Gate 3, Star Wars. Fantasy. Sci-FiYes, I love to voice but it is not always an option nor required.pay attention.
to whom always (CAN'T) with you
but (CAN) with everyone else.
... I probably beta-tested your boyfriend and your girlfriend too.


RANDOMNESS I HAVE COLLECTED:* Our expectations of others is what causes our disappointments. Expect nothing & you'll never be let down,*Never lose sight of a perfect moment and never spoil it.
Special memories are the reality that flow eternally through our veins and make us who we are.
* ... if your absence doesn't affect them, your presence has no value in their life...*One lie has the power to tarnish and destroy even the strongest friendships.* Loyalty is most expensive thing in this world* Not everyone gets the same version of me. One might tell you that I have loving, sweet and big hearted but another may tell you that I am a total bitch. Believe them both. The version you get of me depends purely on you.* Only things I hate are lies and ignoring, nothing makes me lose interest in a person when it happens too often, eventually I will get out of your hair and you off of my list – NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! When I call you friend I have no ego with you but I will not trade my self-respect for anyone.* I was "ride or die" for people that didnt think twice about running me over.*If you’re good at something, never do it for free -Heath Ledger, The Joker
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Respect the woman.
Treasure the little girl.
Desire the slut.
The realization is that every woman has all three.
Often one more dominate than the others, but it is a man's job to which one he is dealing with at any given moment.